GAVE A MAN WHAT?!

Hey let me tell u something. Not really sure if we`re on the same planet or not but I`m not sure what or who gave u the impression that u could give me or aany man "swagger"[swag,swagga].

How n the tim-buck-2 does a woman think she can teach a man how 2 have swagga? The only thing that a woman can teach a man r the impression of emotions, what feels good 2 most women and the best things 2 say 2 get it. U say`n that u gave a man his swag is almost as ridiculous as a man claim`n that he makes a woman look sexy.

WTH?! What is the world com`n 2. First the government scrutinized a president 4 smok`n weed n college. Now it`s kool 4 a car company 2 knowingly use flakey parts on over 8 million cars, apologize & just get a slap on the wrist?

Then, here u r run`n around tell`n folks that u gave a man swag. . .U probably gave him a lot of things (hell, headaches, great sex) but please don`t get it twisted that u gave something that u-u`rself-don`t even possess. Just cause ya got a little pull and some money doesn`t constitute or appoint u 2 a position that u can determine who u think is worthy of hav`n a swagger title just b/c u claim 2 have given it 2 them. . .JOKE

Baby girl. U need 2 learn how 2 ride a horse with u`r head out of it`s azz b/c it`s mak`n u appear 2 b an azz hoe. . .I mean, azzhole. . .